"Does the carpet color clash with my fur? If it does,
she'll just have to recarpet.
That's all there is too it. I have
my ways of making sure she HAS TO recarpet."
"These high thread
count sheets are heaven
to lounge on. I'm really
glad she bought them for me."
"That bird doesn't know how lucky he is. If I was out there I'd have him in a second, play with him for a while, then bring him in for her. She keeps telling me 'no birds, no birds', crazy woman. Some people just don't appreciate the presents you give them."